All About BERTUCHES!
The BERTUCHES Creed: Pleasure is GOOD. It is better to have fun than not to. Mean people really do stink. People that think they are any better than other people are foolishly sad.





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Why Here - Why Now?
The Journey BERTUCH! Having stayed with us this long, stick around. Find out what happens in the life of a BERTUCH. You might be surprised. Then again, you might be bored!






Meet Liz!
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